About Me

This is it!

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    Flat Whites
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    Songs Listend to
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    Skipped Meals
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    16
    Hours Gaming
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    32
    Kilometers Walked

Me in a Nutshell

  jordan older in a nutshell

I think you would look the same in a nutshell.

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Typical Day

  1. Eating 80%
  2. Playing Soccer 60%
  3. Watching Movies 40%
  4. Sleeping 90%
I also like to karate chop people, go to the beach, cross country ski, snowboard, and ride bikes.

  • "Believe an expert; believe one who has had experience."- St. Bernard of Clairvaux
  • "To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."- Mark Twain
  • "I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up."- Adam Sandler
  • "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."- William Shakespeare